HERE LIES AN INCREDIBLY SENSIBLE MAN

Am I determined well I  will let you decide;  but I  must also  admit that I much prefer the word focused because determined Has an ever so slight sense of the  ofperjorativeness  about  it ,  from the moment  I wake up in the morning I  go to have a shower  and  firstly  I scrub my  hair  thoroughly; and I  should say I  do not  intend to   be giving you full   anatomical run down of my washing procedure ; but I do not  believe in Shampoo   mean why  does one remove  all of  the natural oils ,from your  hair  to  then, need to put back  a  whole heap of unnatural  ones    back in to your  hair with conditioner      and then I reach for my flannel which  sits on the small shelf in my shower but I  do this  with my eyes closed   so here I am trying to differentiate my flannel

 

from  the  various soaps and other paraphernalia because there was  a time when i could not feel anything with my hand  and then   I try to  stretch up to touch the ceiling  with my hand  obviously as opposed to   with my  elbow and  I do this stretch up with my left arm , I  am   trying to  reach the ceiling  ,  because again there was a time when I   could not  lift my elbow above the horizontal  it really was just a useless club. so having done all of this ‘exercise’ I then brush my teeth which I do standing one leg   and

 

 

having checked the shower matt  Is  on the floor properly because If it is not  then I would end up looking like an elephant  dancing on ice     and i mention this purely for my mother who reads my blog and  I would want her  to know I am being sensible  ( another word  I hate : I mean who in their right mind or wrong mind  or as  in  my case   would want that on  their tomb stone , here lies  an incredibly sensible man , or  have a eulogy based on sensibility,   and

 

I  do this whilst looking like the can can girls in las  Vegas  where I kick up  one leg at a  the  time practicing my balance obviously ;  and also  torvile and  Deane the Olympic figure  ice skating champions do not have anything  to  worry  about here;  and  why are they are they called  can  can girls and here goes my knights move thinking  a sign of schizophrenia . but I hasten to add that I have always had this thinking pattern but  nor  have I  or  ever had  i schizophrenia

 

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