My mouth is so dry. my word the human body it is so precisely organised and the multitude of functions it performs for us for us, in the Background and it just takes the smallest perturbation to bring it all down like a pack of cards enough to completely knock it off course now I have lost all sensation I my mouth, and because I am so paranoid appearing like a drooling idiot and this means I do not open my mouth fully or correctly to enunciate my words correctly and hence I take some medications to dry up my saliva or my mouths secretions which means I have a very dry mouth so much so that it makes it nigh on impossible to eat scones . which I found to my own great disappointment when I travelled to my favourite cafe and it rendered me completely unable to swallow my scone ; indeed I was at very serious danger of suffocating on my own scone – forget water boarding, I Was at very real and imminent risk of death by scone and I did what any red blooded Australian would do, and quite naturally I blamed the chef and the cafe of course because obviously they had not coked my scone enough , and so it was that I was given pretty short shift tactually and quite clearly they had not been to the same waiting school as i had attended when I was a kid; I was taught the customer was always right
death by scone, the customer is always right?!
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