Now I have had my cosy limping bubble well and truly pricked just now , so I have been blithely going about my day pretty much being able to do most things – which let’s be honest they are no great feats of athleticism they are just running and walking to my next piece of cake but somehow I am expected to be happy with this but today I tried to play some tennis and the problem I have with this is that whenever I try to move quickly and to change direction the way I am moving my left knee locks straight so I am left trying to move quickly with a Jake the peg leg , And I have to remember that I am pretty much crippled in that yes I can do pretty much everything that I need to do but they are done in such a manner that it lacks any degree of finesse as much as any Australian can be described as shaving any degree of finesse but perhaps a better example of my inability to do anything useful would be if I needed to walk across a room with a mug of coffee it almost invariably ends up with a trip to the plastic surgeons with third degree burns but I guess at least I cannot feel, my left hand very well by god who am I trying to kid when I say I cannot feel my hand very well I mean very well ! !! I think I should say cannot feel the bugger at all; which is also why when I eat with a knife and fork I need to be wearing a wetsuit because of all the mess I make, which is also why it is sadly ionic that I am left telling my kids off for not eating politely